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nikoni

reallyreallyreallytrying

i’m sorry. but it’s my beliefs that “html” is short for hotmail. thank you for being respectful

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athpluver

bluefigs

productivating: when you procrastinate by doing other productive things, but you’re actually just avoiding that One Thing you really don’t want to do

quousque

why am i attacked like this

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firstginger

tilthat

TIL that the Count in Sesame Street does not count all the time to teach children numbers! In folklore, vampires had arithmomania, or an obsession with numbers. This derives from the old superstition that throwing poppy seeds on the ground stopped vampires because they had to count them all first.

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onion-souls

I like the poster’s implication that the producers of Sesame Street did not put a counting vampiric count on a children’s educational series to teach kids how to count; this was just an incidental side effect of their fidelity to obscure vampire folklore.

Source: tilthat

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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